2020
People (on NYE): Happy New Year! Just think of the things we will do this year! All the possibilities! 2019: Dudes, come on, I wasn’t that bad, right? Why are you tossing me to the curb? People: F u 2019! We got nothing but good times and possibilities ahead of us! Sure, you might have had good times, but 2020 has more to come. Fate: Muh hahahahahahahaha People: Did you hear a weird laughter on the post-midnight air? Fate Nope. (disappears) People: So…anyway. 2019, screw you, better times are ahead. 2019: My younger sibling is a dick, btw. I’m just sayin… 2020: I’m so telling dad. 2019: Whatever, I’m outta here. Good luck with these crazy, ungrateful, assholes. Father Time: Don’t make me get your Mother, She is tired of all of your shit. 2019: I don’t care, I’m barely even here. 2020: Way to run a house, Dad. Make Mom take care of business. Father Time: It has been a long year and I’m getting too old for this shit. I’m letting her deal with your asses. ...